What?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)

Thick midget
Neither big, nor clever.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)

*Mega-Spangs*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:27, archived)