What makes me laugh when I'm in work, is that I can't see images on /board.
So, when I go to /board, all I see is a lot of out-of-context words and then everybody complimenting each other; I then come to /talk and, well, you know what that's like, you cunt.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)

W00 YAY

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:52, archived)

houpla

( TBL I posted this on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:53, archived)

paaaaanowieeeeeee

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:53, archived)

You guy's are weirder than pictureless board.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:54, archived)

Try taking a walk in my subconscious sometime
You will emerge a broken man.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:55, archived)

Oh fucking hell.
Look, can you humour me a second? Is this all some act, or is this really you?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)

Have a guess
Go on, I dare you.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:58, archived)

I asked because it's too close to call.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:58, archived)

I suppose someone like Mr Horrible would be the one most qualified to answer.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:59, archived)

this is Piston
he is really like that.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:00, archived)

:-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:01, archived)

I don't see the point
In being any kind of persona. Frankly, I can't carry it off as Gerry's frequent spottings of my second accounts will attest.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)

This really isn't how the Woo-Yay-Houpla series of responses is meant to go.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)

WELL I'M SORRY I RUINED IT FOR YOU
I'm not happy, and I know I am a thick midget. Happy now?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:04, archived)

What?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)

Thick midget
Neither big, nor clever.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)

*Mega-Spangs*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:27, archived)

No-one's spotted either of mine.
Well, apart from some people who know me pretty well.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:04, archived)

Yeah, right.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:00, archived)

Popular page it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)

Why?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)

The world needs it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:04, archived)

Believe me pal, it really doesn't.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)

It does!
It's gold.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)

Iron pyrites, more like.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)

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Come on Rob, exterminate /talk already. We need to create the non-b3tan master race RIGHT NOW! If you don't do as I say I'll report you to the thought police.
Oh shit! I pressed 'save changes' when I should have pressed 'back'. I must try not to do that again.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)

Consider that popular-paged.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:09, archived)

How very predictable.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:12, archived)

Thats pritty

( Cae1, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)

Point?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:55, archived)

Don't call me cunt, you cunt.
I don't think I've ever spent more than 2 minutes at any one time on main board. It bores me. Hardly any of the pictures are actually very funny...mostly just cheap fart jokes.

I think we should run a new image comp that the main boarders have to illustrate the posts that are on that weeks' /talk's popular page.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:54, archived)

I did a background
www.b3ta.com/board/7874022

one of many mind you.
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:55, archived)

It's lovely.
I prefer pictures of poet/soldiers from the first world war in steamy clinches personally though.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:57, archived)

I have some world war one pictures somewhere
but nobody in steamy clinches though.
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:58, archived)

Like this?
img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/captain_tink/3menandatrench.jpg
img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/captain_tink/bum.jpg

Both NSFW and very very poor.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:01, archived)

they didn't do a lot of nude stuff then apparently
the best i could find was this.
( scott,, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)

no - proper WW1 stuff from behind the french lines like this
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/ww1.jpg


edit

fixed link
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)

Fucked up link methinks.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)

fixed

( TBL I posted this on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:08, archived)

Bloody good idea
Send it to Rob, see what he says. And wait for JJ's inevitable squirreltits.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)

done
( scott,, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)

That is genius.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:57, archived)

Ha ha ha ha.
Very apt.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:57, archived)

You forgot the crowd of moaning minnies complaining about how dull it is.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)

Or JMG
Going on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about the same bloody thing.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)

with you behind him
doing the same about him.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:08, archived)

Me and several other people!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:10, archived)

is that the only thing that makes you laugh at work?
you should come work with me, we have cripples and everything.
( scott,, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:54, archived)

ahhh there's very little to laugh at. I've not had much of a sleep in 5 days. I just can't be bothered.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)