I only
got to that point in your post.

Writing out a post that long was a bit fucking pointless when most people tire of you after a few words?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)

Pfft.
This looks like it's boiling down to Jerry Springer retorts.

Just with a thesaurus.
(AshTeamRacing, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:46, archived)