the second she arrives, scream at her to GET OUT
then offer her a nice cup of tea

then start shouting RAPE and set off the fire alarms

then ask if she'd like a nice custard cream to go with that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

oh that is good.
 
/updates human resources manual
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)