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I've got some short-arse ginger woman coming in for an interview tomorrow
what should I do to her?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
Fanny, arse, mouth

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
BROADSWORD!! BROADSWORD!!
BROADSWORD!! BROADSWORD!!

BROADSWORD!! BROADSWORD!!

BROADSWORD!! BROADSWORD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

KRISTINE!
KRISTINE!
KRISTINE!
KRISTINE!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
BURNiNATION!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
Spiderman dat ho

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
Date her.
FOR SEVEN MONTHS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
It's my 21st birthday in precisely 7 months and one hour

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
WOOOOOOOOOO!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
YEAHHHHH!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
Paaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrtttttaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(Dangermouse., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
Gingers
don't work.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
excuse me,
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
Pretend she's a boy
and refuse to sleep with 'him' because 'he's' "Just not your type"
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
Then say "I still want to be friends, though"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
Bumming
In the bum
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
bumming
in the face.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
Pervert

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
Are you interviewing BlueStar?

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
nah, it's Bobson coming in about a transsexual modelling job

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
Haha
You won't be able to turn me down
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
not with your massive
cock nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
That is so fucking cool!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
Not as good as this other picture of a really small cock
obviously also NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
What the fuck?!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
Mwa ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
THAT SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
Oh my....that is....er....impressive?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
And this folks
is what is called the 'cheese wheel' shaped penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
I'm going to regret asking this
but why?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
ohhh right.
 
what's the deal with all these people looking for work huh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
Bored, need something to do

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
Flip her over, pick her up like a six-pack of beer,
and toss her out the window.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
I wouldn't mind being tossed out the window if it helped me get a job

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
Are you that unemployable?
or are they just scarce?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
No, I just like spunking out of windows onto passers by
getting employment out of it is a bonus
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
I would pay money to see that

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
I would pay money to show it to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
get her to make me a cup of tea

(Dangermouse., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
make your own fucking tea
/practicing
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
You are fucking fired
get your shit and get out.

/ruthless
(Dangermouse., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
don't make me smash your face in
and burn your office

/doesn't care
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
I hope she does
and someone drinks you.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
see if you can
pervert yourself enough to enjoy a women, then take her out for a beer

OH SORRY I FORGOT YOU DON'T DO WOMEN OR BEER
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
NO, I DON'T
YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
4rf!

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
the second she arrives, scream at her to GET OUT
then offer her a nice cup of tea

then start shouting RAPE and set off the fire alarms

then ask if she'd like a nice custard cream to go with that
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
oh that is good.
 
/updates human resources manual
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
chijasihe!

(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
send her my way

short AND ginger
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
gonna beat me up
eh? :p
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
Dress her up as sprinkles.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)