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I've got some short-arse ginger woman coming in for an interview tomorrow
what should I do to her?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
Fanny, arse, mouth

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BROADSWORD!! BROADSWORD!!
BROADSWORD!! BROADSWORD!!

BROADSWORD!! BROADSWORD!!

BROADSWORD!! BROADSWORD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

KRISTINE!
KRISTINE!
KRISTINE!
KRISTINE!
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
BURNiNATION!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
Spiderman dat ho

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
Date her.
FOR SEVEN MONTHS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
It's my 21st birthday in precisely 7 months and one hour

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
WOOOOOOOOOO!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
YEAHHHHH!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
Paaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrtttttaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(Dangermouse., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
Gingers
don't work.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
excuse me,
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
Pretend she's a boy
and refuse to sleep with 'him' because 'he's' "Just not your type"
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
Then say "I still want to be friends, though"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
Bumming
In the bum
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
bumming
in the face.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
Pervert

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
Are you interviewing BlueStar?

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
nah, it's Bobson coming in about a transsexual modelling job

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
Haha
You won't be able to turn me down
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
not with your massive
cock nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
That is so fucking cool!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
Not as good as this other picture of a really small cock
obviously also NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
What the fuck?!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
Mwa ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
THAT SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
Oh my....that is....er....impressive?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
And this folks
is what is called the 'cheese wheel' shaped penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
I'm going to regret asking this
but why?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
ohhh right.
 
what's the deal with all these people looking for work huh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
Bored, need something to do

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
Flip her over, pick her up like a six-pack of beer,
and toss her out the window.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
I wouldn't mind being tossed out the window if it helped me get a job

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Are you that unemployable?
or are they just scarce?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
No, I just like spunking out of windows onto passers by
getting employment out of it is a bonus
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
I would pay money to see that

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
I would pay money to show it to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
get her to make me a cup of tea

(Dangermouse., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
make your own fucking tea
/practicing
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
You are fucking fired
get your shit and get out.

/ruthless
(Dangermouse., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
don't make me smash your face in
and burn your office

/doesn't care
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
I hope she does
and someone drinks you.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
see if you can
pervert yourself enough to enjoy a women, then take her out for a beer

OH SORRY I FORGOT YOU DON'T DO WOMEN OR BEER
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
NO, I DON'T
YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
4rf!

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
the second she arrives, scream at her to GET OUT
then offer her a nice cup of tea

then start shouting RAPE and set off the fire alarms

then ask if she'd like a nice custard cream to go with that
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
oh that is good.
 
/updates human resources manual
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
chijasihe!

(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
send her my way

short AND ginger
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
gonna beat me up
eh? :p
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
Dress her up as sprinkles.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)