It's a classic tale.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)

Boy meets girl
Girl seduces boy with home made strawberry wine and wandering hands.
Boy learns about the joys of squishy things
Girl stabs boy. with scissors.
Boy runs like fuck.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)