You've never shagged a bird?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:06,
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If I have, I was very drunk at the time, and my memory of the event is fuzzy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:11,
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