Go and look at your ickle sproglet,
dandle him/her* on your knee, and think about the miracle of life (and disposable nappies).



*sorry, can't remember
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:40, archived)

That's a very good idea.
He is great.
Unfortunately I am at work.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:44, archived)

Then do what any sane human would do,
and wank in the bogs.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:55, archived)