Dear baldmonkey,
I too have been feeling shitty recently, but last night I had sex. To cheer you up, I shall tell you what she said after...

"Are you done already?"

I almost died.

Yours,

originaljobe
( Jobe, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:40, archived)

ouch.
EDIT: You could always pretend she said "Are you done, already?" i.e. 'hurry the fuck up. I've had my fun and I am sore'
( Spunkmeyer, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:43, archived)

ooh,
she could have meant this...

*clutches ALL the straws*
( Jobe, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:54, archived)

Worked!
I'm smiling!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:44, archived)

Woot!
There is more, so if you still feel bad, I could carry on.

Despite all this, it was a successful night.
( Jobe, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:53, archived)

Do go on...
please...
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:54, archived)

She took
a sleeping tablet so she could get some sleep.
( Jobe, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:54, archived)

were you snoring?

( Spunkmeyer, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)

No.
I was still awake, lying there in a state of shock and anguish of the whole situation.
( Jobe, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:57, archived)

During?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:58, archived)

If I said
yes, would it cheer you up?

Yes*

*No. I would not be here if she had
( Jobe, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:07, archived)

I feel your pain...

( cuntmuffin, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:50, archived)