go to the airport
and ride around on the free courtesy busses.

Or go to the supermarket and try all the free samples and give them scores. Give a rosette to the best counter.
(Brad Dice, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:50, archived)

Arf!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:51, archived)