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Hahaha :)
I like woman on top as I get the best view. It's nice to see a woman stretched up above you like the prow of a boat :D But more and more I've got into banging like a pornstar so go for those positions more now. Depends really what the girl likes. I know loads of women that love going on top. And at least one that wouldn't as she was only ickle and the depth of penetration hurt her.

Women are all different anyway. I've been with some I could bring off in under 15 seconds easily, and many many times a night, and others I feel like I've been operating heavy machinery all night just to coax one little squeak out of.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:07, archived)
You're right about the 'orgasms per person per night' ratio.
Personally I consider three a heroic effort for a bloke.
I used to play a little game with the missis i.e. seeing how many times I could make her hit the jackpot in one evening. After I scored a personal best of 42 the game began to seem a bit pointless.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:10, archived)
42?!
Did it occur to you that she was trying to tell you something along the lines of 'please, just let me sleep! You've done your job, ok?' ;)
(, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:15, archived)
The Answer to L, TU & E!
Nah, she was loving every minute...
(, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)
Hahahaha
I really don't care as long as I get off
and yes I know its weird that I don't like being on top
I have never been comftable with and just find it too hard to be really enjoyable
/selfish cow
(, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:10, archived)
Pfft.
*pictures Fenris clutching a toolkit*
(, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)
"I've come to fix your fridge..."

(, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:15, archived)
Arf!
"Oh, come in Mr. topless repair man. Don't mind me, I've just had a shower. Oh! my towel fell off."
(, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:18, archived)
"I haf come to fix your fotocopier, frauline"
/ ¼ German
(, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)