*fw-
...actually, when you put it like that...
Re. the Tracy Emin anecdote elsewhere on this board, I nearly went out to the supermarket to get some breakfast things with dried spunk on MY face, having given her a thankyou snog after..well, you see how it could happen.
FORTUNATELY I glanced in the bathroom mirror before venturing outside.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:18, archived)

I always make sure I've washed my face and hands etc. thoroughly.
The thought of giving my daughter a kiss with spunk still on my face is very disturbing.
(FluffehNinja, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)

It's like the classic line in Sopranos
(or some such gangster type thing) where this guy asks his mate why he always gets hookers to suck him off, when he's got a nice attractive wife, to which he answers "she kisses our kids goodnight with that mouth!"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:25, archived)

That was
Analyse This :P
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)

Furry muff.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)