Are you having
sex with a mouse?

If not, then yes.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:30, archived)

Well...
no. The fella is hung like a donkey, But why the hell Danger Mouse?
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)

It is a bit strange
and why are you poking my man with a spoon?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:33, archived)

That's a spoon
darling. No prongs.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)

yes I know
*looks innocent*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)

he was fat
and needed a good poking!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)

badger is anything but fat
he is a tiny little thin man
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:36, archived)

If some one
described me like that, I would kill them.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:37, archived)

But badger really is
he not tall
and he is very thin
I'm not worried by my description
there wss no mailce in it
wicca'd is the one you want to be asking about anything else
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)

He's short
and he is thin. He's anything but little though :)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)

*bleach bleach bleach*
Don't make me bring Mr bunny into this
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)

Oh for the love of
my fragile mind please no.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)

Not tiny little
in anyway
at all
:)
ouch
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:45, archived)

we know
;)

Mind you, he's not what you would call 'discreet' about it either tee hee...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)

heh heh heh
I know
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:49, archived)

I was even talking penile dimensions
I have short, slightly built mates, and I'd never refer to them as tiny, little men. If I did I'd expect a glass in the face.

I might say someone is smaller or shorter than me, but always careful how you put that across.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)

haha
You'd 'expect' a glass in the face.

Would you be dissapointed if it didn't happend and glass yourself?
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:45, archived)

Yes.
Yes I would.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)

he's fairly
secure about the fact that he's on the shorter side, and the fact that he's skinny.

Even more so, since meeting my ex, and realising he could take him in a fight

/has history of dating skinny men
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:46, archived)

Ah yes, taking in a fight
This is important to us men.

But considering that my gf's ex was in iraq and his squad killed over 40 people with their bayonets i am staying well clear.

Fucking nutter.
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:52, archived)

I spoke very briefly on the phone
to my ex's current last night.
We only exchanged a few words (well, I used words, he used mainly inarticulate grunts) but it was surprising how easy it was to infer the whole of his personality from them. He is clearly a poncy American fool.
*bristles*

edit: I probably could not take him in a fight. I have no idea how to take anyone in a fight, what with being a civilised human being and all.
( Newington, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 13:02, archived)

I fear you.
but in response to your user name

I already do
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)

hehehehe
i want one!


no the T shirt!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)

certainly
www.tshirtsthatsuck.com

in "guys" and then "random"

Sure you don't want the Masai as well? he was the son of a chief ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)

Bloody ace
/buys "smell my finger" T shirt

Ill be a hit at the ball!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)

I believe
you speak the truth.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:52, archived)