I booked the day off work.
And I baked you a cake.
Then I fed it to the fatties as you're too double bastard hard to eat food.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

I completely agree.
I've personally punched several Heavyweight Boxing Champions in the time it's taken to type this message.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)