Hello those of glogging arteries.
JMG Day on b3ta again, what will this massivelyt important day mean for you?
How have the celebrations gone, thus far?
Etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

Ho'way the Toon, and so forth.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

Arsenal 2
Necastle nil
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)

Perhaps..
The only way we're going through is if we can nick a draw today.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

we did Arsenal over mid week
but it was their reserves. 5-1 and to Wembley!
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)

oh, by the way, I hope you have Woodgate
I don't fucking want him.

Even if he did have the best debut EVER for Real Madrid.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

He's the best defender I've ever seen play for this club.
We'll both be very happy if he joins us.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

nothing can replace Titus Bramble.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)

Titus ran the show in the San Siro.
You leave Beckenbramble alone!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

I booked the day off work.
And I baked you a cake.
Then I fed it to the fatties as you're too double bastard hard to eat food.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

I completely agree.
I've personally punched several Heavyweight Boxing Champions in the time it's taken to type this message.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

today, JMG day, involved going to Tesco
then the pharmacy, then the bakery, then posting an AMUSING parcel to Friz,
then back here to put away my washing and listen to loud music.

Monday, Moohalaa Day, will involve buying a new moped, going to a local gig place, and er, tha's about it.
( moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

*FRANTIC RUBBING OF LOVESAUSAGE*
/ac
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)

Today JMG...
I shall be rearranging my room, in honour of you
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)

Aim everything important towards JMG Towers.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)

I feel extra happy now that my meds have kicked in.
I'm not lolmental; they're meds to stop me being in massive amounts of period pain. One of them also makes me bleed less cuntsplash, which is ace. Unfortunately, it does this by stopping the clots from breaking down - so although I'm not carting around a saturated twatnappy sagging under the weight of ovarygravy, when I wipe myself I often pull away a revolting plug of snotlike tuna casserole.
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)

why did I not stop reading
why
( moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)

...and that's my rare beef and horseraddish sandwich in the bin

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

Gimme.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)

it's in the bin over there --------->

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

Beautiful

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

How on earth are you still single?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

I've never gone looking for a partner.
I want to have one eventually; just not now. I don't think going on the pull is my style anyway - I'd rather start off as friends and then 'upgrade'.
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

Upgrade this.
*Flashes*
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

Sorry
(Luf yoo)
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

after they've learned all about your periods?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

At the moment I can very much relate to that!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

I clicking this so all can share in its beauty.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

It's like looking into the eyes of God

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

certainly ONE of his orifices, anyway

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)

you should put it in a jar
and leave it in the pocket of an enemy
( spacefish bong!, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)

I would like to nominate this for worst post ever.
As well as for Too Much Information Post of the Year
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 17:56, archived)

i've been up since first light
and been to Tesco, Jessops and for a nice breakfast with wifey

i bought a camcorder for recording hilarious moments and sending them to ITV

a truly great day
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

A massive boost for ITV.
ITV needs this boost, as it's shit.

*Fives*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

i was considering asking someone to come and remove the 3 button from my remote control

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)

The celebrations have gone well but for some reason the bounties have not been touched.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)

JMG actually is moderate towards the Bounty.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)