Laughing at the constipated guy in the toilets
It wasn't the grunts and wheezes of air, funny though they were.
It was the sheer amount of bass in his fart when he finally released some gas.
My cubicle door shook and it reverberated around my toilet bowl and i swear i felt it on my arse.
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:40, archived)

Woo!
I'd've laughed for England if I'd been in your place.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:44, archived)

Who was it talking about
sitting between two occupied toilets that were both flushed in stereo the other day? That made me laugh more than was healthy.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:46, archived)

Aye that was me
I have been biding my time, using the middle cubicle in some hope that this will happen again.
remember to raise you arms and chant something
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:49, archived)

Hahaha
you are my cubicle-priesthood hero*

*meant in a non-gay way.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:54, archived)

Sweet!
Is that like a BA with Honours?
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:01, archived)

And a floater

I ain't gettin' in no cubicle, foo'
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:03, archived)

Sounds like you should have had the Dambusters theme
as incidental music.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:47, archived)