Hahaha
I knew a guy at Uni who, when at school, was walking into town with a mate when he pointed and said "'Ere, who's that bald bloke? BALDYYY!", towhich his mate said "That's my dad, he's just had an operation to remove a brain tumour."

Cue chump stammering and pointing down an empty street "No, not him, I meant that other guy there... oh, he's gone now."
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:51, archived)

Ha ha ha ha
classic.

Checked your Amsterbash mail?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:52, archived)

Eh?
Where?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:58, archived)

Ah...
Wrong one beginning with 'F'...my bad...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:59, archived)

Heh heh heh
I think I would have died from laughter.
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:54, archived)