Lick
a car battery.

You'll probably get his IQ in the process.

On teh subject of Uncle Peter, if that bloke wasnt a real loony then he was a fucking good actor.

And what the fuck is a fucking good actor doing playing a random loony on Vic Reeves shows ?

What teh fuck is all that about eh ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:32, archived)

my god
Wouldnt he of made a great Doctor Who!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)

Or an even better
Dr Shipman !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)

HAHA
DONKEH!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)