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Hay
/I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:21, archived)
best of all teh aminals?

(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:21, archived)
DONKEY!
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:23, archived)
Uncle Peter ?
You cant learn style from a book....
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:24, archived)
i want his hair doo!
...
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:30, archived)
Lick
a car battery.

You'll probably get his IQ in the process.

On teh subject of Uncle Peter, if that bloke wasnt a real loony then he was a fucking good actor.

And what the fuck is a fucking good actor doing playing a random loony on Vic Reeves shows ?

What teh fuck is all that about eh ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:32, archived)
my god
Wouldnt he of made a great Doctor Who!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)
Or an even better
Dr Shipman !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
HAHA
DONKEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)
Goats
are far more accomodating and you have less chance of being killed by fatal kicking to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:23, archived)
Cheaper too
They will eat anything, horny little buggers...
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:24, archived)
except doughnuts
A neighbour had a goat and fed it one and the poor thing choked to death on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:25, archived)
maybe it was allergic to jam
I've never had a problem getting my goats to eat doughnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:26, archived)
sheep all the way
if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)
Sheep
are the "pretty boys" of the ungulate world.

Give me a rough-haunched goat any time.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)
Ho
/Does rumpy pumpy for money
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:25, archived)




omg u lyk3 h0rs0rs?!1one!
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)