that sounds like a shit plan.
Valentine's Day is just an advertising scam now anyway, why perpetuate it?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)

Because
otherwise you end up without any sex for several weeks. The fact that your other half knows it a scam apparently doesn't stop them being pissed at you for not doing anything for it...
(danshome, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)