Do 'em both ...
..on the bonnet of a car, like in that "film" I saw last night.
(G-Funk, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:24, archived)

pffft!
Ignore everything else and just do this.
( Jobe, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:28, archived)

That would explain the dents I found,
in the bonnet of my car, this morning.

Damned horny teenagers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:31, archived)