Hurrah!
How can I make my dad like that?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:29, archived)

Fiddle with his blood pressure drugs,
until the arteries feeding his brain rupture.
Et, viola!
One headcase, with no sense of social standards.
On the downside, he will tell you jokes based on his sex life with your mother.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:34, archived)