You are a Relate counsellor
AICMP45
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:32,
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No, a retail counsellor:
"No, madam, the blue one suits you far better. The other one makes your arse look fat, to be honest."
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:37,
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