I had to use my imagination.
Don't think it makes much noise, really (not that I've had been holding a glass against Geordie Al's door, honest).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)

Your head
would be stuck there, even now.
( Geordie Al, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)