one of my greatest agony/ecstasy moments was quite similar
train toilet at 7am after a long and chemically enhanced evening
sudden violent cramps in both legs combined with the divine relief of an emergency outshitting ... I didn't know whether to scream or have a wank
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:16, archived)

Hahaha
I know this feeling well!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:18, archived)