I overheard an American in Doncaster
asking someone in the bogs, "Gee, don't you people wash your hands?"
The reply: "Us here don't piss on us hands."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)

My mate witnessed a bloke really going for the hand cleaning after a slash
A cockernee geezah came out of the crapper and cheerily enquired 'Dirty cock, mate?'
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)