Do you wash your hands after being in the loo?

(63956, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)

No
i lick them
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)

phwoar!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)

When i have touched my
P3N15
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)

lickypiss

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)

Pissaboutpiss

( RedStar returneth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)

Pissypisspiss

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)

Best of ALL teh pisses

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)

I lick them

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)

No
I get BILL DOOR to lick them
( RedStar returneth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)

And tasty they are too

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)

I try not to actually manage to get into the loo
but yes, I wash my hands after toileting.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)

I soak them in gasoline.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)

Why wouldn't you?
I also don't touch the door handle or nob on public toilets, after washing my hand.

I use my jumper to pull on the door or my jumper to turn off the tap.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)

Howard Hughes?

( RedStar returneth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)

I use my elbows.

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)

Yes, we have personal hygiene in civilised society, you see.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)

you have to you see
just in case any blicks have been using the same toilet
( RedStar returneth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)

Too right

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)

Yes, who on earth wouldn't?
We're very aware of germs in this house.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)

I'm not surprised
living with Badger
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)

COS EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PEOPLE WHAT WORK IN HOSPITALS SHIT ON THEIR OWN CARPETS
trufax
( RedStar returneth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)

AND IN THE FRIDGE
/used to work in a hospital
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)

AND ON THEIR CHILDRENS CLOTHES

( RedStar returneth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)

AND IN THEIR BEDS

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)

AND ALL OVER THE RENAL/SCBU WARD

( RedStar returneth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)

AND IN THE COTS

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)

AND THE PATIENT'S MOUTHS

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)

AND IN THEIR DRIPS

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)

AND IN THE TOY BOX OUTSIDE RADIO LOLIPOP

( RedStar returneth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)

AND ON THE DOORSTEP
OF NUMBER 10 DOWNING STREET
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)

AND ON IMMIGRANTS

( RedStar returneth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)

SHOULDN'T WE ALL

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)

AND ON JESUS

( RedStar returneth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)

AND THE DAMP BALLS OF JOHN THE BAPTIST

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)

AN IN MOHAMMEDS TURBAN IN HOLLAND

( RedStar returneth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)

AND ON BIN LADENS BEARD

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)

+ IN A BAG ON FIRE!

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)

YES YES YES
*poo fives*
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)

Yes, I do.
But it's frankly astounding how many people don't.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)

Aye

(63956, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)

No
But I don't piss on my hands and I have a clean cock
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)

But you do pick up the germs that were on the loo handle from previous visits.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)

Possibly
Hasn't done me any harm though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)

Said Bogus Official through the use of a text to speech translator.
Attached to the stroke chair.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)

*dobs*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)

Not surprising
seeing as it gets so much polishing.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)

That should have gone without saying

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)

Unclean!
www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html
:)
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)

There are some dirty bastards

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)

I overheard an American in Doncaster
asking someone in the bogs, "Gee, don't you people wash your hands?"
The reply: "Us here don't piss on us hands."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)

My mate witnessed a bloke really going for the hand cleaning after a slash
A cockernee geezah came out of the crapper and cheerily enquired 'Dirty cock, mate?'
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)

Yes.
I don't get wee on my hands because I am not a cack-handed mong, but poo germs do get transferred to your hands when you wipe your botty, and then the germs get onto the loo handle and loo doorknob, so even if you just pop in for a wee and don't get wee on your hands, you still have to wash your hands to get rid of the old poo germs.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)

Yes.
If I am in a public loo I feel like I need a shower. . . Pretty much anywhere in California makes you want to shower frequently.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)

+ with sexy ladies.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)

I can wish it, but I would rather shower with my wife. Much less divorce that way.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)

That's what your wife said
when I was showering with her
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)

Ha!
rape doesn't count.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)

NO?
damn
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)

The struggling is more fun though. So it is win!
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)

Ha ha ha

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)

I wash my hands after EVERY little job.
/Hygienic chef
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)

+ bie
Hee hee
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)

Heheh.
*Just as childish*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)

GTFO
and cook me some dinner
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)

FUCK OFF!
It's my day off.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)

You are Gordon Ramsey
AICMFP
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)

rarely,
I normally just wipe them clean in your bread
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)

yes, in the bowl

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)

Yes
I have OCD, too.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)