why do random girls
never flash their tits at me? :(
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:38, archived)

As my mate said
I clearly attract the wrong type of girls, ie. ones that will get me arrested
( The Running Man, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:39, archived)

Policewomen ?
crack whores ?

Drug mules ?

Lucky you
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:44, archived)