My nose is lovely.
And my calves are vaguely the right shape and size. The rest of me is a fucking disgrace.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

Well a stoppa fucking dis Grace
And a fuck a dat Grace instead
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

*Measures distance with a laser tape-measure*
*Calculates wind resistance*
*Double-checks calculations*
*Spangswithafuckingshovel*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

pffft
top spanging.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)