Oh no, they exist.
I know this for a fact.
/smug
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)

They need to be rationed out more fairly.
Say, have one for a fortnight, then pass her on.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)

She's MINE, I tell you, ALL MINE!
You can bugger off and find your own gorgeous, filthy bird.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)