I would be it for the fact I hate prison food.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)

Just run REALLY fast.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)

you evidently have never met me
I am allergic to running as it causes no end of grief with my food belly.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)