KT13 08:00 - Time for a report, methinks
Lovely clear roads this morning, not at all like last night’s shitfest of a queue
Appetite for destruction: Increasing
Uglies surround me, I fear I’m blending in
Going to see some nice friends at the weekend, hurrah
Have to clean the car today, it’s full of food crumbs and b3tan residue. ik.


Wynoh and Baldmonkey get all Street
LolCATG

Morning hello to all the FANTASTIC people out there
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 7:59, archived)

NZ 2123 reporting in
Weather: unseasonably warm
Clothing: black and getting too small
Frogs: clean and happy
Children: clean and asleep
Husband: working into the night
Decorating: begun
Courier: been and gone and only a day late
Discoveries: hot chocolate and spicy peanuts do not complement each other

Be well and happy for tomorrow we die.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 7:59, archived)

I am happy
I am well

Today IS a good day to die
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)

I am glad your frogs are clean and happy

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:14, archived)

They were getting very stinky
so I am glad too
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)

WC2 Report
Grey, overcast and dull on the Streets of London. Clearing up from last night:
Baldmonkey- coprophilliac based torrets and silent heckling- genius
Martin Soan...Mad, Crazy, Zany, Silly fills the stage with props, in his wild silly act. Steve Parry – funny opener, Paul F Taylor- top humour of a stand up kind Nick Cowen- very funny, Ed Bainbridge-too dry for me Dylan Bray- witty and funny Sophie Pascoe- brilliant gags about shopping and abortions, Paul McQuire (CHB) short, funny and very rude, Wynoh- excellent, confident performance and impressions. Overall: A+ set for diversity and humour. Top night, great audience. Thanks peoples.
Hornyness: 200% and unreleased (may be explosion later)
Sore throat from shouting and screaming
Hugs needed: 99% in total, hugs given: 87% hugs available: lots
Time: Check
( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)

*hugs from abroad*
I wish to request you bring your comedy club on tour.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:04, archived)

You know I would come down under for you

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)

Woohoo!
*dances*
*digs the hangi pit*
*chills the beer*
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:12, archived)

*looks suspiciously*
hangi pit?
( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:14, archived)

YES!
HANGI pit. For cooking for the visitors
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:20, archived)

top reporting there mr lovely chap
what an ace night.
*hugs*
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)

*hugs*
It was best ever night
( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)

Group *hug*

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)

*joins in*
*gropes*
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:22, archived)

*joins* (Bandwagons)

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:26, archived)

Two Itchys - goodness. :D

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:32, archived)

Thank you again you lovely, lovely man :)

a few pics

:)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)

Splendid!

(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)

Thank you for your tagging
I realised I didn't talk to DSOTS or witty_ditty - Doh!
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)

witty_ditty was a HOOT!
I love talking to doctors with a sense of humour
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)

best comedy night at the george I've been to this year
My favourite bit was when the comedians had no idea they were performing to b3tards, then baldmonkey ate poo.
( syzygy, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)

It was an honour to say Hi to you, sir

(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)

And I you Sir

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:43, archived)

Yes.
He was lost for words for a second there.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:52, archived)

heheh
I bet he's never had an audience like that.
Think he quite liked us, though.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)

Oh and balders looks thinner!
and wynoh looks like a young Dr Shambolic
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)

thats because he has been replaced by Adrian Edmondson.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:02, archived)

Oi!
I resemble that remark.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)

*awards medal*

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)

cheers matey!
had an ace night, really good fun. May have to think up some more material for another one sometime.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)

Please do- you are most welcome

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)

You were brill
made me giggle and stuff, thank you.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)

*blushes*
aw, thanks :)
glad you had a good night
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)

EN3 present
Needs: tea tea tea.
Unwrappable: like a chocolate caramel.
Throbbing headache.
Easy tiger.
Loving: desks.
Ladies don’t drink wine from Evian bottles.
And gentlemen are to be savoured on Thursdays.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)

Tea yes Tea

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:04, archived)

Not evian.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)

evian is like water

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)

only a lot more expensive and drunk by those who I could quite happily smash their faces in with a axe as they are so pompus.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:06, archived)

Do it.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)

I would be it for the fact I hate prison food.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)

Just run REALLY fast.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)

you evidently have never met me
I am allergic to running as it causes no end of grief with my food belly.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)

You are angry Mr T

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)

Nah, just some people get my goat
and those who feel drinking expensive water makes them superior are one of my pet hates.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)

I sense an obesession with the nutty chocolate
would you care to join me for a pancake spread with it?
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:04, archived)

Nutella is a winner

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)

its actually nutty poo
you know what women are like.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)

I have [shopownbrand] CRUNCHY chocolate spread
it's like Nutella but better.

*scoffs*
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)

NO WAI!
What is this treasure?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)

Pams Crunchy Hazelnut Spread
I can't find a picture online
yes I can
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)

WOW.
That looks like the deliciousest thing in the world.
*wants*
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:20, archived)

I could have some shipped over...
for a price.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:23, archived)

You looked great chap

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:03, archived)

so did you, lovely
have you lost weight?
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)

I am back to fighting weight (mass) of 13stone 10lbs

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:10, archived)

Hoorah! :)
You felt ace to hug anyway.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:13, archived)

cm2
in bed all cosy,
has booze,
wishes he and Rose had been at c.a.t.g (where did this come from eh eh eh ?)
one more night of work then off for a whole day.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)

CATG missed you

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:06, archived)

grumble grumble grumble.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:06, archived)

mmm, I miss my bed, want to go back now please.
It came from outer space (can't remember where it came from)
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)

it came from outer space
twas on the movie poster.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:10, archived)

I wish you'd been there too
Cosy in bed sounds good.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:14, archived)

tis lovely as Rose is with me.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)

Aww! :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:17, archived)

SS7 08:04 receiving.
Weather: Grey and unimpressive.
Wildlife: Some sort of bird hooting. No idea what it is.
Work: In an hour. Don't want to go.
Waking: Since 4pm yesterday, due to fucked sleeping pattern.
Wash: Stuck my head under the shower for 5 minutes, fell out again.
Wank: Not achieved, too tired to even try.
Wellbeing: Manflu tightening it's grip.
Wah wah wah wah wah.

Edit: I'm also not going to be able to sleep until about 10 tonight, as I've promised to have people round to watch the football. Cocks.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)

I prescribe TEA
and bacon


/dr Feelgood
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:06, archived)

I've got butter on my trousers
Things haven't started well today.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:10, archived)

Fuck it, I'm going in, getting what I need, then coming home and going to bed.
'Working from home' ftw.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)

TW20
Coolish temperature
Haven't showered yet
Eew, stinky
Eeeew, really stinky
Should really get in the shower
Eeeeeew, still stinky

Yes
Umpa lumpas
Masturbate

In summary then: just one cornetto
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)

they probably do
after, white chocolate must taste bad for a reason.......
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)

I am sure you are by now fragrant.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:32, archived)

GU14
Go lord I am tired this morning, and just seen some facebook pics of me as a kid. I wasn't as fat and ugly as I thought I was at the time.

Must go to work, wish I didn't have to.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)

Thanks for coming!

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)

Oh, no, I just laughed so hard I did a little pee.
I didn't come.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)

give it time.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:10, archived)

Pfft
you were enjoying the final act-baldmonkey with turd in his mouth
( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)

Yeah, that bit made me gag a little.
But it was a very good night. :D
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:12, archived)

*looks through curtains*

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:13, archived)

you have never been fat and ugly
you are beautiful and that.

*panders*
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)

Aww, thanks DM.
Early morning pandering is always welcome. *hugs*
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:10, archived)

*BEEP* *BEEP*

(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:13, archived)

*snuggles*
I used to stop people taking pics of me as I felt so fat and ugly but looking back on the few I dis have I didn't look as bad as I thought - it just took a few years to get perspective. Now I let people take pics then try not to look at them for a while.

Fab to see you last night *hugest of hugs*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:12, archived)

In a strange twist of 'the usual' I only look good in photos if I am posing.
I am a bit of a diva when I see a camera point in my direction, and thank god for digi cameras I can make people delete the ones I hate. *snuggles* am glad I came to enjoy the night with you :o)
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)

LU2
Just woken, bleary-eyed
Fab night.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you to all the people who were so lovely last night. :)
Baldmonkey 'kicked' me in the ... well, you can guess
Piccies being sorted.
Throat sore from laughing.
Lovely!
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)

YOU!
you are GORGEOUS! (and a lot shorter than expected)

Did you have a nice time shut up in a room full of b3tards?
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)

I'm 5'7" :) I'm only tall in heels and I went for flats just for you, sweetie
It was the best time ever, thank you. :)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:20, archived)

I'll try and remember to holler next time I'm coming up to the GM plant
and we can "do lunch"
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)

Sounds good to me, sweetheart :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)

You're friend sat next to you had the best laugh.
I swear 20% of the time I was laughing from her infectious laugh. I had a great night.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)

funnier than Fluzzy's?
Good lord.
( syzygy, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:17, archived)

Between the 3 of us we were giggling like a flock of school girls.
*goes to work* Taters
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)

:D Suzi is lovely
and will be signing up here soon, I hope.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)

poor poor woman.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:36, archived)

*HUGS*

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:12, archived)

Did you open your box?

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:12, archived)

tis well oiled.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:13, archived)

Winnar

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)

I did, and your gift was soon around my neck and trailing into my cleavage
Thank you love. I tried to stop you to say a proper thank you but you were a busy man. :D
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)

I was busy and sorry if I did not Pander more
you looked great and it was terrific night
( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:19, archived)

:) Pandering is not required
Be nice to meet up sometime when you're not having to be so manic sometime though. :)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:25, archived)

Yes - a more slow evening perhaps to chat with the lovely
Mr and Mrs Fluzzy
( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:27, archived)

CB6
Cant find my fucking mobile phone smorning :(
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)

*awards medal*
Thanks for coming and performing you star
( tfs bye, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)

So k.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)

Morning sweetheart
Did you arrive home with it last night?
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)

dunno

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:41, archived)

no doubt fallen under the car seat
its their natural home.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)

have you rung it to see if you can hear it?
best guess is it's in the car, hiding under a seat
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:43, archived)