There was an englishman and a welshman out walking.
They come across a sheep stuck in a fence. Quick as a flash a the welshman has his bags round his ankles and is doing it up the wrongun. The englishman then drops his bags, sticks his head through the fence and shouts "me next!"

wait, shit!
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)