What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse?
Taffy apple.

What's brown and pink and comes out of a sheep's arse?
A Welshman's cock

What is the one thing that you can't get in Wales?
Virgin wool
( magnum, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

I should be at the fucking George dropping shit like that

( magnum, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)