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The Bible says that God dislikes fence-sitters more than outright unbelievers,
so you're fucked either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
Of course Christianity is the only religion out there.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
I thought it safe to assume that Bou was talking about the Abrahamic God, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
oh him, he's the biggest cunt of the lot
the fat gay beardy fartbag
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
Pfft, fartbag!
:D I've not heard that one before. It's so deliciously childish. (/OMG paedo lololol)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
it's from Bertrand Russell's Why I Am Not A Christian
chapter 6, God Is A Big Gay Beardy Fartbag
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
How can you describe something you don't believe in?

(63956, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
have you ever read a book?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
OH NOES, I FELL INTO YOUR BRILLIANT LOGICAL TRAP AND NOW I BELIEVE IN JEBUS AND BOG AND ALL HIS HOLY ANGELS

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
Bog?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
oh come on Weatherwax!
papyr.com/hypertextbooks/grammar/cl_intro.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
god can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut then

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
I fucking love this!
I must file it away for later use. Is it yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
nope
I think I read that here some years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
It's in the book Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut.

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)