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Do you believe in God?

(63956, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
NO!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
*rubs hands in glee*

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

gl w

lolol, I made it look like you rub your hands in wee, I am very clever and funny lol
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
lolololololol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
Please don't do that. It's irritating the fuck out of me.
Thank you.
(63956, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
lolololololololol

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
lolololololol

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4702563
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
lololololololololol
sorry
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
lololololololololol

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
Please try to grow up at some point. You act like stupid kids.

(63956, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
BzzzzZZzz
lolololololol
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
Hahaha!
I love this stupid kid the most.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
this is already the best thread today

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
You need to get out more, Frank.

(63956, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
lololololol

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
LOLBZZLOLBZZLOLBZZLOLBZZLOLBZZ

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOMG

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
ROFLCOPS LOLZORS

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
lololololololololololol

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
Any one.

(63956, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
I believe we are a computer simulation.
BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
Zeus.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
aaaaaaaaah haahahahahahahahaaahahahaa
no
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

(__, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
No.

(__, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
BzZzzZz

(bou bees, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
I just clicked on your profile and laughed like a twat.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
I love your post history.
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=65670&board=talk
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
Me and big G have a deal.
It works for us both.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
No
and i distrust anyone who does
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
I should probably go with the flow and claim no, as its often seen as more 'fashionable'
But i shall say i am more agnostic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
tsk

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
the thinking mans choice.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
Always keep an open mind
because how silly would you look if one of the religions was actually right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
about as silly as a man who realised the three little pigs was a true story

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
How will you ever find out?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
The eternity in Hell should be a clue.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
But I don't believe in hell.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
That probably doesn't matter very much
if one of the religions with a hell is right.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
The Bible says that God dislikes fence-sitters more than outright unbelievers,
so you're fucked either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
Of course Christianity is the only religion out there.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
I thought it safe to assume that Bou was talking about the Abrahamic God, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
oh him, he's the biggest cunt of the lot
the fat gay beardy fartbag
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
Pfft, fartbag!
:D I've not heard that one before. It's so deliciously childish. (/OMG paedo lololol)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
it's from Bertrand Russell's Why I Am Not A Christian
chapter 6, God Is A Big Gay Beardy Fartbag
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
How can you describe something you don't believe in?

(63956, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
have you ever read a book?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
OH NOES, I FELL INTO YOUR BRILLIANT LOGICAL TRAP AND NOW I BELIEVE IN JEBUS AND BOG AND ALL HIS HOLY ANGELS

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
Bog?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
oh come on Weatherwax!
papyr.com/hypertextbooks/grammar/cl_intro.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
god can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut then

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
I fucking love this!
I must file it away for later use. Is it yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
nope
I think I read that here some years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
It's in the book Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut.

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
Plus, while it's logically impossible to prove the existence of (a) supreme being(s)
it's also logically impossible to disprove its/their existence - making theism and atheism equally irrational standpoints.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
*follows existentialism*
*decides everything is irrational, so there is no normal*
*Hits a squirrel with an amoeba*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
THANKYOU

(63956, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
But the fact that there is no proof is proof enough.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
There's no proof in favour of OR against the existence of a supreme being.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
We have enough understanding of the universe to make its existence really really unlikely, though.
True, we can't prove it's not out there, remaining hidden. But then what's the difference, for practical purposes, between no god and a god that never does anything and which we never detect?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
I'd argue that Les Dennis is proof that there is no God

(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
Pfffft, true.
And the re-appearance of the Caps Monster :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
But you've created an unnecessary problem surely?
If there's no proof either way, why even debate the concept?

I JUST DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
I'm sure last time I said that, most of the board had a go at me
although I don't think you were included in that
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
Er, how is it impossible to prove its existence?
All they need to do is stump up some evidence. It's impossible with a priori logic, yes, but not with a posteriori. There currently isn't any evidence we've found to prove the existence of a supreme being, but that doesn't mean that there cannot be any.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
hehe, posterior

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
You're confusing logic with fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
If you can't reasonably prove a theory a priori, it's a very shaky theory.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
I must be confused.
Surely you need evidence to prove a theory, and evidence is necessarily a posteriori?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
But god implies sin
Innocent until proven guilty, I say. He doesn't exist until proof is found.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
Bou, how many accounts do you have me on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
None. I only use this account now, since it's still alive.

(63956, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
Nope
but I couldn't give a flying fuck if other people do.

ACTUALLY YES HIS NAME IS OBAFEMI MARTINS.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
i'm ignostic
which basically means i'm extremely pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
Please explain.

(63956, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
bZzzzzZZ bzz

(bou bees, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
i think there's a lot of contradictory concepts of god
and that some of them might be acceptable

for instance, a scottish chap once said (and i'm quoting from memory so might be wrong) that "there is an initial cause in the universe, and we name that cause god, and ascribe to it every aspect of perfection." in that case the question "do you believe in god?" maps to "is there an initial cause in the universe?"

by many people's definitions i am an atheist, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
Is God perfect or is Perfection god?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
it can be

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
Nope
But I find the concept absolutely fascinating.

I guess if I was going to prescribe the "God" title to anything it would be the sun, thats what gives us all life after all, and I do my best to spend many hours worshiping it and achieving tanned enlightenment every summer. But that's going by the logic that a "god" is whatever you place your faith in, which isn't how organised religion works. So no, not any universally recognised beardy-man god (which the sun is to some religions, but I don't tend to follow their set-out beliefs), just the one thing I put my faith in, which is that theres this thing that gives us life and stops me being pale and cheers me.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
Are you Egyptian?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
hahahahaahaaaaa cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
I agree.
What a cunt.

I can say whatever I like and he'll forgive me.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
No, it doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
LOL I BELIEVE IN GOD.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)