hahaha
without the birds and the bees we'd be dead in 80 years
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hardly :)
3 out of 5 of my birthlings weren't anything to do with birds and bees.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

I'm not resigned to wanking into a jar.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

Gentleman's Relish?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

Every moment

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)