ROFL
I'M BETTER THAN JMG
(Parrott and the cave monsters pornisessentiallybullshit.blogspot.com (NSFW), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

No.
You're really not.
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

at least i've had sex.








and i have a social life.
(Parrott and the cave monsters pornisessentiallybullshit.blogspot.com (NSFW), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

No, that didn't count as sex.

( Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

img284.echo.cx/img284/9902/gmogirls2xn.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

ARGH

( Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

img221.echo.cx/img221/1306/gmos2donice0zh.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

2D!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

He's the national hero of tomorrow.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

You are scarily fast!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

thats what she said!

( HatBeard, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

Baddumtish.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Ahaa.

( Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

Do you want to buy this
?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

KFC do

(09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

But you aren't full of sexiness.

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

Because sex is so important in the grand scheme of things.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

^ Fucking This

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

it is?
*runs out looking for sex*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Well...
it kind of is. Really.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

hahaha
without the birds and the bees we'd be dead in 80 years
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hardly :)
3 out of 5 of my birthlings weren't anything to do with birds and bees.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

I'm not resigned to wanking into a jar.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

Gentleman's Relish?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

Every moment

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

You fat mess

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

fuck you, geek.

(Parrott and the cave monsters pornisessentiallybullshit.blogspot.com (NSFW), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Hahaha.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

Pot, meet the kettle.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

OMG HOW PREDICTABLE LOL

(Parrott and the cave monsters pornisessentiallybullshit.blogspot.com (NSFW), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

Maybe so.
Still pissed YOU off enough to reply.


I WIN!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

We have a wobbler here!
Don't worry I am sure you can use your fat as a comfort blanket when you are alone in bed at night. Wobbling gently in time to your big rolling tears that stain your jowley face.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

you obviously haven't had sex.

(Parrott and the cave monsters pornisessentiallybullshit.blogspot.com (NSFW), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

I am glad you are taking a healthy interest in my sex life
it is a perfectly normal thing to do on the internet at twenty past midnight on a saturday night.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Is dócha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

Pffft!

( Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Darling, you're one of the biggest geeks on here.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

OH YES THAT'S RIGHT, GET YOUR CLIQUE OF BULLIES TO ATTACK ME ONLINE

(Parrott and the cave monsters pornisessentiallybullshit.blogspot.com (NSFW), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

She didn't, you cocksnot.
You did that yourself.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

pffft
irony.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

If you're so amazing, and so above us all, why do you still come here?

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

magnets... definitely magnets

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

Or possibly BeeDogs.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

For attention, of course.
Which he doesn't really need, seeing as he's so superior that he studies architecture and lives in a piss-stained tower-block.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Seeing as there's no way of disproving this
without having to meet someone off the internet, I shall base my opinion on the utter shit you post. On the internet.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

those people who are currently out at bars and clubs and restaurants
or are currently rogering their partners senseless, will probably disagree with that statement
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

you're wrong
lololoBzzZZZLOL
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

img65.echo.cx/img65/787/grandmaoftv8yt.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

staple breakfast viewing!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

It's even better hangover-telly than TMWRNJ.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

I never got the humour in that.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

That makes you almost as rubbish as piston_broke.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Pfft.
Still better than MoT, ant any rate.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

My lie-detector has just melted.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

haver you seen the remake of funny games?
the original is a classic and one of my favourites
i'm just suprised he re-made it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

So is having a shit.
What's your point?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

I think pie.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

I think pie.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

mmmm....it's like warm apple pie...
*two finger salute*
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

I think pie.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

Do pipe down
you grotty little man.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

and have some pie.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

NO
no pie for these types.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

JMG is on the internet.
That means he is bald, fat and lives with his mum.

100% fact
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

Who isn't Dave??

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)