bed and chocolate

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

Hold on to the dream

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

I am....but it's melting in my hand.
The commercial is a lie.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

ommercial ake
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

:(
This makes me think of my weighted companion cube.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

Needs more wrist

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

^♥   K   _R   I   ^S   T   _{I   ^N   E   !   ^♥}
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

^♥ B _R O ^A D _S W ^O R _D !!!♥
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

Hoorah!
*touches*

How are you?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

OH EM GEE I bought the MOST FABULOUS Isaac Mizrahi heels !!
*gropes*

How are you??
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

OMG!
*bums*

All good here, ta. Gilgy has made this: www.kineticnorth.com/b3ta/bzzlol.htm
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

pfft!
Well done, now show us your tits.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

nsfw
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

nsfa
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

It's a flashing feast of frups

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

Haha
that is fantastic. not in a perverted way, it's just hilarious
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

It's hard to type with one hand, isn't it?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

Marry me!
Marry me and we'll move away to the sea.
I'll caress your sweet face...
Broadsword, you are ace!
I long for the day to touch your sweet lips
And fondle your moobs with my delicate fingertips.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

Your words are nectar to my soul
One day we shall be wed
And hand in hand we shall stroll
Towards my kingsize bed

Once there we shall indulge
in some tender lovin
I'll get my trouser bulge
& shove it in your muffin
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

*swoons*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)