Far too technical and full of jargon
please explain in english
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)

Vehicle fucked
New part needed.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

I was trying to explain which part was missing to friends in the pub yesterday,
and realised I was poking my index finger through my other fist in the schoolboy gesture for sex.
( Newington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)