She's a filthy whore and not worth the salt you'd waste crying about her.
Fuck her, man. She doesn't know what the fuck she's thrown away, you were the best thing that happened to her.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

You never left me though... you're my best mate.

( Druid, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

flappers will you be my wingman?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

and by that, I mean can we run round bars
making airplane noises saying "what ho" and "toodlepip old fellow"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

Please wear scarves with wire in them.

( Druid, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

and leather caps with goggles sewn in!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

Does this mean I have to pull the minger mate
while you get off with the stunner?

HELL YES!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

*fives all round*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)