I find your assumption that there's a nerd here offensive

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

i do prefix it with the "may"

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

so do I
I got so cross that every single pen in my top pocket fell out
( vladimir, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

I bet you harumphed, pushed your glasses up your nose and winked at your seven of nine figurine after clicking post

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

I don't push my glasses up my nose
I have designed a robot hand to do it for me, it's a usb attachment and it uses visual recognition algorithims to determine the exact position that my glases have to be relative to my nose and makes corrections every 5 seconds.
I have a patent pending.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

virgin

( moohalaa, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

You can talk
Edit: What level's your WoW character now?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

Good lord.
That old stereotype.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

ha ha
i like that t-shirt
(SquidHead, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

buttfucker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)