More insolence.
You shall be horsewhipped, just as soon as I've constructed a brig of some kind.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

*puts down handsaw*
S'ready.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

Sweet.
You are now GrandmaOfShoes The Carpenter. You will be in charge of building things of GREAT MAGNITUDE AND VENGEANCE.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

*builds proletarian-launcher*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

:-D
Oh no!
*checks naval employment contract for employee rights*
*realises there aren't any*
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:09, archived)