well...
JV's from up north where they say that it's grim
She's got girt big norks, found under her chin
She met Ron
Bandwagon
And now my mobile sounds like it's shaggin'
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:05, archived)

not bad
though Scotland doesn't count as up north, and it's not grim up here. 7/10
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:07, archived)