'ning all
just checked and alledgedly this isn't GC

so enjoy the latest labour police recruitment film

heh heh heh
( icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 4 May 2005, 19:49, archived)

he he he he
nice
( Dill, Wed 4 May 2005, 19:54, archived)

pfffft :P
and off at a tangent, I would like a poem about me please
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 4 May 2005, 19:59, archived)

There once was a lady named Vikki
Who was so terribly picky
She picked this young buck
And gave him a suck
And now she is terribly sticky
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 4 May 2005, 20:03, archived)

hurrah!
that's a good one :D
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:04, archived)

vikki wntd a pooem
abowt her lully sel'
iz jus' a pitee
I carnt spel!
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:03, archived)

well...
JV's from up north where they say that it's grim
She's got girt big norks, found under her chin
She met Ron
Bandwagon
And now my mobile sounds like it's shaggin'
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:05, archived)

not bad
though Scotland doesn't count as up north, and it's not grim up here. 7/10
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:07, archived)

Oh Vikki
You demand so much.
This time,
a verse that rhymes.
I'll make this one quick
because I've a feeling your next request
will be the moon on a stick.
( magnum, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:05, archived)

Winner!!!
/ac
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:05, archived)

ooooh!
*writes to Wall's*
*suggests moon-shaped ice cream lolly*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:09, archived)

no
her name is all change,
meh meh blah meh viper
and she's over the mange,
I've run out words but she's a lot tighter
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:06, archived)

The Viper's bra is very big
to keep the norks held in
but when trussed up quite tight
it's a hell of a sight
a cleavage to lose yourself in
( Dill, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:08, archived)

:D
thank you
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:10, archived)

yous welcome
anytime
letches
( Dill, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:11, archived)

There was a young B3tan named Viper
Who wanted to shag Billie Piper
But as her name's Vikki,
And a bit of a thicky
She flingle flag flew wibble flyper

Sorry...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:11, archived)

"wibble"
pfft :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:14, archived)

There was a young lady called Vicki
who may have had good tits
but may not

I don't know for sure
( dotmund .co.uk, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:29, archived)

jadeviper
You grow fruit
In the garden of my mind

And the fruit
Is
Mouldy.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:55, archived)