I haven't seen such domestic incompetence
since "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em"
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

Cat's done a whoopsie in bettie's cunt

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

He hasn't mentioned the bit where he accidentally went down the hill
and under some buses and lorries on his rollerskates yet - and ended up hurtling through the door of a razor blade storage facility.
( FoldsFive, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:30, archived)