Salmon are born in cellophane?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:46,
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No, but they live in trees and pencils.
According to an impersonation of PW Botha on the classic Spitting Image album "Spit In Your Ear."
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:46,
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