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Overheard pork pie coverstaion in tesco:
Girl (to mother): But they're made from sweet little piggies, do we have to buy them?
Mother: Where does chicken come from?
Girl: I don't know, Mummy. Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
But chickens are ugly anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
I never thought of pigs as particularly photogenic either,
to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
You should see my balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
What does that have to do with pigs?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
you should still see them
he needs to check they are still there, under his rolls of pasty skin.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
lol fat etc

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
I'll call out a search party.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
Pigs?
Oh, nothing really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
Mykey: the other white meat

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
My uncle won't eat any sort of bird, because his mum made him rip the chicken's head off, every other weekend, in the garden.
Personaly, I say when we stopped doing that, that's when this fair nation went to the pits.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
I like my meat to come ready packaged though
Saves me getting messy hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
Nature doesn't draw straight lines, and animals arn't born in cellophane.
Ohhh dear, i'm starting to question what I want for dinner now.

I'm going to be in asda for AGES now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
Salmon.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
There is a salmon steak already thored out.
But what to have with that.

Never mind, i'll think of something, I shall probely text Pickle about 5 times during this trip though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
BYE BYE
** waves **
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
Goodbye Uncle Gonzo!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
Salmon are born in cellophane?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
No, but they live in trees and pencils.
According to an impersonation of PW Botha on the classic Spitting Image album "Spit In Your Ear."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
I know that
I just like it when mine does.

Think about it while you are on your way to my Asda then, and you can bring my shopping straight over :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
Handling prepacked meat is way more gross than handling freshly dead meat.
Fresh chicken (or whatever) isn't all slimy and wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
I think that my mind is firmly in the gutter
*refrains from obvious meat + messy hands jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
The first time I went to Mrs C's parents house
there was a pot of chicken heads boiling on the hob.

They used to feed them to the dogs. But only after they ripped the beaks off.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
mmm
sweet little piggies
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
LIAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
She really did know from where chicken comes?

(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
Tesco!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
Not her.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
Vegetarians are cunts.
Future veggies can still be saved.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
By stuffing them full of meat?
fnar fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
I just added this to the qotw

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
sweet yummy little piggys

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
PERCY PIGS FTW!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
You are the man who put shambollock in his place
Praise be
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
are you going to ask him out?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
I dont think he deserves punishment

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
How did he do that then?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
I'm going to put £5 on 'arguing semantics then cursing the evils of fiat currency'

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
What happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
He built a solid gold pedestal?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
Was this several months ago
when nothing of the sort happened ?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
Im fairly certain it did
I'll dig the link out later if i still have it
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
Do so.
If its the argument I think you're referring to, I believe it ended when one party effectively said "you're wrong, because I'm so clever." - I could be paraphrasing though.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
it's not this, is it?
b3ta.com/talk/4127760
(likeajackhammer, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
Thats the bunny.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
For my next act I shall become an MP.
And make Britain great again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
hurrah!
*votes for you despite you being a hippy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
It would likely be in the Tory party though so it shouldn't be too much of a shock ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
Double hurray!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
humans!
but seriously, after reading the stuff you overheard QOTW, I now add random stuff to conversations If i think strangers are listening
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
Has this been on QOTW recently?
I don't venture away from /talk much.
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
I'm hungry
I wonder how many chickens I could stuff inside a pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
quite a few
Pigs are huge
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
Well maybe a piglet then

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)