I'm good at cooking
but I don't enjoy it, so I rarely do it. On the days when I'm asked to do the meal I'll end up sticking some burgers and waffles under the grill instead of doing something decent.
( CowJam, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

I love it, me
Pissing about with ingredients, making people's bellies happy. Love it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)