Right then, the pork is roasting slowly in the oven and its time to peel the parsnips, sweet potato and normal potatos
But what movie shall i watch whilst doing the peeling?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)

Whatever you like
I am currently testing tonight's pudding, pineapple upside down cake. I am victorious again.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

We are both clearly showing that a womans place isnt even the kitchen anymore.
Soon they will be forced to spend all of their time in a box under the bed
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

I can't remember the last time I got cooked for by her
Apparently it's because I'm 'so much better at it' than she is. Hoist/petard etc.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Now then, is it too early for a boozey drink?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

I think so
7 pm minimum
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

I'm good at cooking
but I don't enjoy it, so I rarely do it. On the days when I'm asked to do the meal I'll end up sticking some burgers and waffles under the grill instead of doing something decent.
( CowJam, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

I love it, me
Pissing about with ingredients, making people's bellies happy. Love it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

my Dad is so much better than my Mum as well.
Sunday roast is about the only thing she can do well.
Just as well my Dad actually likes cooking... and my Mum always complains about how he uses every single pan and implement in the kitchen, as she's the one who ends up doing the washing up.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

I wash up as I go
Nothing worse than a mountain of pots after a belly filling feed.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

unday pit
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

You cunt
Pfft
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

My Mum and Dad do this too
I tend to be very tidy anyway so problem solved.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

an instructional video about THROWING PARSNIPS IN THE BIN BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE ZOMBIE CARROTS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

This is also a fine idea

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

You sir, are clearly a root vegetable FAIL

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

Thet are indeed the bastard offspring of the venerable carrot.
Foul, foul things. Dunk them in marmite and shove them up a tramps arse.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

And then what?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Pfft
I was avoiding posting a similar thing...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

You leave your deviance out of this.

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

for the WIN

( CowJam, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

At the risk of agreeing with Mykey, you appear to be a bit wrong

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

*Prepares a tory window sticker for you*

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

The Italian Job

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

A Taste of Honey

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

Incestuous Transexual Fisting Midgets Part 2: The Klumps

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

Braveheart

(Dangermouse., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

Ah yes, the national movie of Scotland.
My favourite part is the accuracy of it all
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)

*Seethes*

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

It actually makes me twitch

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Have you seen Wallace's sword?
That antipodiean short arse could not even lift it.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

it needed more deep-fried mars bars
and buckfast
(Dangermouse., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

parsnips are WRONG
I'm watching prison break s3. I have just downloaded 21 and 10,000 BC will be down in a few minutes.

I haven't heard about either movie but there were a shitload of seeders.
( CowJam, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)

Clearly some sort of talk mojois working as i seem to have forgotten to buy parsnips:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

10,000BC was shit
One of the worst films I've ever seen.
Not ludicrous enough to be enjoyable, not exciting enough to be thrilling, not accurate enough to be historical
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

is it shitter
than march of the penguins?
( CowJam, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

I'm about to watch that new futurama film.
Wish it luck.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

it's good.
It's very much a long episode of futurama rather than anything outstanding, but good nontheless
( CowJam, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)

not ludicrous enough?
Pyramids in 10,000 B.C? And Mammoths at them?
Granted I watched the trailer straight after I'd been to see the Egyptian exhibition at the museum. But even still.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)

But not fun-ludicrous, like the new Indiana Jones film
Just massively inaccurate
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

There should be laws against how inaccurate it is.
Children will see it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

The book 21 is bassed on, "Bringing down the house", was really good.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

dunno about 10k
but 21 is worth a watch (imvho)
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

sounds good
I'm having fried egg sandwiches

I went to my college's great hall for sunday lunch for the last time today - LAST TIME EVER.
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

where are you studying?
The unseen university?
( CowJam, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

nope, Cambridge
It's a bit like a Pratchett novel sometimes - only less witches
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

Why did I stop reading Discworld?
Why, cowjam? Why?!?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

because the only one you haven't read
wasn't out in paperback last time you looked?

That's my excuse anyway.
( CowJam, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)

Fried Light Brown Parsnips at the Whistle-Stop Cafe.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

I am going to watch Raging Bull tonight
when I have my tea. Hurrah!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)